This morning Jenny was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband, Jim.  Suddenly, Jim burst into the kitchen. 

'Careful!' he said.  'CAREFUL!  Put in some more butter!  Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once.  TOO MANY!  Turn them!  TURN THEM NOW!  We need more butter.  Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?  They're going to STICK!  Careful.  CAREFUL!  I said be CAREFUL!  You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!  Never!  Turn them!  Hurry up!  Are you CRAZY?  Have you LOST your mind?  Don't forget to salt them.  You know you always forget to salt them.  Use the sea salt.  USE THE SEA SALT!  THE SEA SALT!' 

Jenny stared at Jim, mouth agape. 

 'What in the world is wrong with you?  You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' 

Jim calmly replied,

'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'