Ahhhh MTV- what better place to waste a usually inconvenient amount of time. A bastion, if you will, where you can monitor the renaissance of artists like Lily Allen (who's looking pretty fit these days) or an insight into how many 'top tens' a human being can actually come up with. It is not, however, a chance to see a scantily clad 50 year old desperately trying to catch the audience's attention by any means possible, and I mean ANY means possible- that, ladies and gentlemen, is what MILF hunter is for. Recently its as if Guy Ritchie has hired a character from one of his films, as payback, to force her to perform at gunpoint the most degrading dance moves on camera and, if that wasn't enough, he's put her in the strippers costume from Lock Stock for good measure. Some people sing for their supper - nowadays she looks like she's singing for her fucking life!

Now don't get me wrong, Madonna fully deserves the prestigious title of 'Queen of Pop' but it may, dare I say, be time to perhaps step down from the limelight. I'm not a woofter; if girls aloud were performing in leather spandex I'd be there front row, it's just when you pass that magic 50th you should probably stop wearing what is effectively a gimp suit in your music videos and perhaps move to producing?

When Rihanna released 'Take a Bow' it was clearly directed at a male colleague concerning the ending if a relationship. However I would also like to extend that invitation of taking a bow and finishing to the lovely Madonna and whilst she's taking that bow could I also ask her to do so with some dignity and not use the bow as an excuse to show off any more of her arse- I think I've seen enough thank you very much.