Barack Obama has just become the American president and the most powerful man in the world, Will Smith was the highest grossing actor in 2008, Tiger Woods is the world's best paid sportsman, Lewis Hamilton is one of Britain's best paid sportsman and is shagging a member of the Pussycat Dolls...
Michael Jackson must be kicking himself!

Ahhhh MTV- what better place to waste a usually inconvenient amount of time. A bastion, if you will, where you can monitor the renaissance of artists like Lily Allen (who's looking pretty fit these days) or an insight into how many 'top tens' a human being can actually come up with. It is not, however, a chance to see a scantily clad 50 year old desperately trying to catch the audience's attention by any means possible, and I mean ANY means possible- that, ladies and gentlemen, is what MILF hunter is for. Read more

It was once considered daring for a woman to reveal so much as an inch of her carefully preened ankles but now this has been replaced by a label of either a witch or a lesbian being slapped on any woman who does not have a significant proportion of their anus hanging out of her leather hot pants. Read more